Desperately seeking 16 women called 'Janet' and a Hot Air Ballon for an elaborate practical joke.
Hi everyone,
I am honest, caring and reliable, good conversationalist, good sense of humour and good with kids (I have two girls aged 9 and 11 who I get to see most weekends when I'm in the UK).
I am looking for someone who might like to meet up occasionally for a meal and a chat, join me on social occasions, generally enjoy a good laugh, and see what happens from there!
I am currently working in the City of London, but when I get time to visit Spain, I am in the process of renovating three cave-houses in the beautiful town of Cuevas del Campo.
Most of the hard work is done now and I have time on my hands.
Would love to exchange mail, text, phone calls or just meet for a coffee and a chat - in London, West Midlands or Spain.
Don't let my huge Lottery win put you off - contact me now and let's see what happens!
In my spare time, I fight crime - with doughnuts.
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