Hi, I am Ian. I am 59 years old (going on 16), 1.78 tall (5-10 in old money) and slimly built. I am reasonably eddukattid (a First, though you would not believe it from this text. The punctuation mistakes are a system problem :)), articulate and I have a full head of hair (my own but, sadly, now greying) and my own teeth (both). I believe that a half full glass is infinitely beter than a half empty one. And you thought those were the bad bits? I smoke and enjoy a social drink.
What am I looking for? Maria Sharapova would be great but I have to keep a sense of proportion these days. A lady who is more grown-up than mature, preferably slim and who has finished with any desires for procreating the species (snipped). A really good sense of humour is essential - for your sake; you will probably need it. Oh yes, and they must not be dead below the waist.
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