A man lived alone in a Pueblo in Valencia with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the man went to the parish priest and said, "Priest, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?" The Priest replied, "We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there is no telling what they believe. Maybe they will do something for the animal, you can go and find out. Then the Man answered innocently, I will go right away. But do you think €50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?" The Priest exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why did you not tell me that the dog was a Christian? we definitely have services for all Christians!!!
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