Hi Im 5.5 blonde love a good laugh and would like to meet a nice looking guy..own hair n teeth with a cracking sense of humour!Preferably would like the hair to be on your head, not your back and the teeth in your mouth, not in a glass next to your bed!...I'm mad as a hatter so if you fancy a tea party drop me a line! I must add, that I tho I am mad...I am a sensible literate woman that appreciates a witty guy.just someone normal that can stand fast paced chat. ..I'm dog crazy n have 2 rescue dogs sometimes think they are so superior to people and at least if they get pregnant you can sell their kids!! !....ps I dont do religion..so leave it out!!!
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Well how about we meet up for a coffee and a chat then whizz back to my place where I could put on my sexiest little outfit then slowly remove your trousers, tie you to the bed..........then nick your wallet and go shopping!
come on guys what were you expecting?
Good idea but unfortunately you have let the cat out of the bag (cat62!!) now most men with half a brain (and that is most of them) will enjoy with an empty wallet !!